December 2011
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Resolutions
numbgilt:
Before anyone says “Baww, I have butthurt about resolutions, you don’t have to change yourself for a date, or if you want to change yourself, do it, don’t make resolutions.”, fuck off. Simple as that.
Every month, I’m going to add something good to my life, and remove something bad.
January: Add body mass to get up to a healthier weight. Remove the fact that I swear like a...
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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my kids: mommy and daddy how did you two meet
me: the internet honey she reblogged my picture and that's when i knew she was dtf
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I got the most bizzare Christmas gifts this year
From the NHS:
Ambulance ride at 4am
A dose of some magical drug on a Nebulizer
2 hours in an empty A&E
From everyone else:
£70
Chocolates
New Hoody
Dragon Age 2
Really small portable phone charger
A promo copy of a Twin Atlantic single
Now if I can just get rid of this damn cold I’ll be fine :)
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